![]() ![]() Craigslist poster: you're a wonderful, fun writer! And it was so kind of you to charitably offer to help that nice man on the subway. While the Craigslist poster nor the man in the picture have been identified, we'd like both to come forward if they wish, certainly one more than the other. Your penis must be camera shy because once it realized a picture had been taken it receded to the safety of your slacks once again and you quickly ran off the train at Atlantic Street/Pacific Ave- no doubt to go discipline it - or maybe to go to a hospital and have it drugged. However, a picture is worth a thousand words and so I thought I would snap one on my phone so I could warn the world of your unruly penis. I met your eyes and while I wanted to speak - to cry out and tell everyone of the trouble you were having - I had no words. Maybe you were pleading with me for help, because you were staring at me quite intently. The penises I've come in contact with were always much more domesticated and happy with their owners - is yours unhappy with you? I admire you, it's not easy - I'm a woman and I know those things can be hard to handle. You struggled to grip it in your hand very tightly in what must have been a valiant effort to contain the beast, every time you pulled it back a little it would escape further and with more force. In fact, it was already making a break for it! I saw it hiding behind your man-purse where no one could see but me. Upon second glance I noticed the problem.Your penis was trying to escape from your pants!Ĭlearly it had found its' way through your zipper (I can only imagine the pain that caused) and wiggled away from your grasp. She offers to help the man get his penis back in his pants, with her friends! And maybe a photograph of him on the internet might help it stay there, no? Here's the post:Īfter only one stop I looked up from a rousing game on my phone to see that you appeared to be in great pain because your face was contorted. Someone decided to document said phenomenon on Craigslist for us! The poster in question is clearly a well-to-do Brooklyn philanthropy oriented type. Uncensored flasher action, after the jump. For example, sometimes, the penises of men will escape their pants! This is a strange phenomenon that's only well-documented in retrospect. ![]() The subway does the strangest thing to people. ![]()
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